January 20, 2008

I could confirm that her personal wardrobe smells musty, i’m just not feeling this chick. i’m kind of an asshole i guess. chris gets a woody over this challenge. you Hair weaving know he’s all about the hair and shiz. heidi explains that this is an opportunity for the designers to do something artistic and conceptual. its not happening here per se but sometimes heidi’s voice exits the realm of human and enters porpoise territory. ps: that’s the name of my new band…porpoise territory. anywho, i remember at the season one finale show at bryant park, we are all backstage running around getting our models ready for the show and out of the sound system comes this unearthly dolphin murder sound. everyone Weaving hair just kind of stopped for a second and looked up and then went back to whatever it was that they were doing. it didn’t make sense to me until i watched the finale on tv and realized that the sound I heard, which i thought was a strangled dolphin in childbirth, was indeed heidi saying "hello everybody". you will have to watch it. the sound people must have had to put it through a porpoise to human voice translation system or something. models 10 of you and 8 designers and….maybe its because i have to watch this 41 minute program, 4 seconds at a time, over a 6 hour span of time but these show formalities such as model selection make me want to put hot things into my eye socket. chicken picks lisa who by the way looks like chicken. blah picks blah and blah picks blah. heidi exits da vunvay. workroom with tim…"designers" he explains avant garde and how the look doesn’t have to be practical or even wearable? sometimes fashion boggles the mind. um…can you wear it? does it cover the body? is it’s intention to be worn? you say yes? well Remy hair then it’s f#$*ing wearable. he then reveals that they will be working in teams of 2.